HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

This is a hold-up! 
clara_swift is to have a wonderful, fun, happy birthday!!
OR
You shall all be stunned with Ewan's super-secret hotness-powered laser gun!!


*reconsiders*


OR AND

You shall all be stunned with Ewan's super-secret hotness-powered laser gun!!

:D

Happy Birthday to a lovely, thoughtful, exceptionally creative and generous gal.  I hope it's a great one, doll!  You deserve it!